Humorous Wedding Roast to a Groom Who is a Sports Fan :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech to a Groom Who is a Sports FanGood afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. For those of you that dont know me, my get a line is Rick and Im Tims oldest friend. Im also a complete novice at public speaking and have this overwhelming urge to prove it to you today. Id like to start rack up by saying that in marrying Rhonda this afternoon, Tim re solelyy has made the ultimate sacrifice. Not only has he given up his status as a whiz man, he has actually had to miss a pre-season game. And no Tim, Im not going to cut this speech short so you can get back for the consequence half. Still, at least were not missing the first game of the season. I am sure you will all agree that this has turned out to be a fabulous wedding celebration so far. Rhonda, you really do look beautiful in that dress and I could see Tim swelling with self-complacency as you walked down the aisle earlier today. Now, as I said, Im Tims oldest friend. We are exceptionally close and very alike. In fac t, friends used to comment that we were identical in appearance, interests and personality. So let me remind you, ladies and gentlemen, that Tim is a stunning individual oozing charisma and intelligence. So, starting from the very beginning, Tim was born in Portsmouth on the 6th January 1976. I did try to link this with some big world event but it seems that nothing else happened that day the day that the staff at Portsmouth Royal Infirmary restrained refer to as Monkey Birth Tuesday. It may surprise you to know that, as a youngster, Tim was a superb football player and if it wasnt for pubs opening all day he may very well have turned professional. For two seasons I played along side Tim in defense for our topical anaesthetic village side. He got me into the team and on my first game, said OK, Jason - heres how this works. You do all the heading and tackling and, when you get the ball, give it to me, Ill take it up the field and score. Tim absolute up top scorer that season, net ting twice as many as our centre forward. But we finished bottom of the league and conceded an average of viii goals a game. We once lost a game 22-1, and guess who scored our goal.